The Pendle Press

The Pendle Press - Ambrose Disgruntled by Incoming Maritime Ghosts

Ambrose is rumoured to be furious at the imminent arrival of new sea ghosts. Last time coastal ghosts were present, his pond was disturbed for a fortnight. Water rose. Things rippled. His paperwork...

The Pendle Press - Ghost Procurement Repository Wind Challenged

A notice from the desk of Ambrose, Chronicler to The Nordic Ghost Merchants.  The Repository was shuttered yesterday owing to conditions deemed unsuitable for the display of ghosts. The merchant d...

The Pendle Press - Unannounced Ghosts Cause Documentation Issues

All ghosts at The Nordic Ghost Merchants are required to have correct documentation. This is how the guild has always operated. The latest Unannounced ghosts have caused resident Chronicler Ambros...

The Pendle Press - The Unannounced Ghosts

Ghosts are not always announced in advance. Some just appear with no warning nor fanfare. And some of these designs may never be repeated. Eager ghost custodians are encouraged to check the shelves...

The Pendle Press - Ghost Procurement Repository Opening Soon

The Nordic Ghost Merchants have acquired a Ghost Procurement Repository for the self-service purveying of ghosts to the local area. Ambrose has been busy explaining to ghosts that during opening ho...

The Pendle Press - Ghosts Lodge Official Complaint Over Non-Strawberry Moon

It is noted that the Strawberry Moon of this year was observed to be neither pink nor of impressive stature. Several ghosts have lodged formal complaints with Ambrose. He has explained, carefully, ...

The Pendle Press - Heliost defy Evacuation Notice

The Nordic Ghost Merchant's resident Chronicler Ambrose, conducting his morning welfare checks, discovered the Heliost ghosts had not only refused evacuation but had relocated themselves to the win...

The Pendle Press - Heat Dome Triggers Evacuation

A heat dome over Scandinavia has triggered an emergency evacuation at The Nordic Ghost Merchants. Ambrose coordinated the relocation of ghosts from their regular shelves to cold storage in th...

The Pendle Press - Leopold Lost at Sea

The guild records an absence. Leopold's shelf stands empty. His plaque remains. The guild does not remove what belongs to one of its own. He was placed into the hands of mortal carriers. It seems t...

The Pendle Press - A Dispatch from the Chronicler

The village will light its fire tonight. We will not. The guild keeps no bonfire on Sankt Hans Eve. We keep no revelry, no singing in the square, no effigy carried through the streets. These are no...