The Pendle Press - Ghosts File Formal Complaint Against Continued Existence of Summer

Ambrose confirms Repository spirits have requested the immediate restoration of fog after temperatures are expected to reach 32°C.

Following the unauthorised dimming of the sun, the subsequent failure of the moon to report, and several documented pieces of the night sky falling toward Denmark, Repository spirits have now identified a fourth celestial irregularity: August remains offensively warm.

Ambrose states that the matter has been referred to the appropriate seasonal authorities, although no seasonal authorities have admitted responsibility.